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Ride This One Podcast

Ride This One Media | Goliath and Slater, Theme Park, Roller Coaster Enthusiast Radio, Six Flags and Cedar Fair Fan Boys, Disney Virgin, Comedians, Travel and Food Nerds, and Themepark geeks

Ride This One Podcast is an adult themed roller coaster and theme park podcast. There will be talk about Sex, Alcohol and everything fun, just try to keep an open mind. We do strongly suggest that you not let your children listen due to the adult nature of the podcast.

Episodes

Kim Jong Mickey - 018
01:58:16
2017-09-23 00:43:55 UTC 01:58:16
Kim Jong Mickey - 018

Kevin Wilson bailed on us for his so called "job," so we had no guest this week. Goliath, Slater, and Garbear took advantage of this by getting drunk and talking about SO MUCH FUCKING NEWS. Seriously, we've never covered this many topics in one episode. We were also visited by Kim Jong Mickey, and that little bully Andrew Brechner since we were behind on our payments. Strap in tight boys and girls because this link list is longer than Slater's dick. 

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Tim's Dulcet Toned Crab Fry Riot - 017
02:02:04
2017-09-23 00:43:55 UTC 02:02:04
Tim's Dulcet Toned Crab Fry Riot - 017

Tim Wilson FINALLY gets his ride on Ride This One. As the Co-Host of The Civil Gore Podcast, Tim is usually drooling over horror films and bad movie franchises rather than roller coasters. We just had to bring him on the show to emasculate him about his tiny coaster count. We also felt pretty guilty, since The Wilson Brothers have been producing sketches for us ever since we locked them down in the basement. Its only fair that Tim get his turn since Kevin has been on the show like a million times. Come get your Crab Fries ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be one crazy dulcet toned filled adventure. IN THIS EPISODE:

 

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Dwayne Rocks My Johnson - 016
01:53:20
2017-09-23 00:43:55 UTC 01:53:20
Dwayne Rocks My Johnson - 016

Dwayne Kilbourne from Coaster Addict stops by the basement since Slater has a stock of chloroform and a thing for muscle daddies. Sure, he runs one of the best theme park blogs on the internet, but really we just needed someone to pose for April in our Coaster Boy Monthly Calendar™. Dwayne really is a sweetheart under that beefy exterior. He does charity events on the regular, and is currently promoting his CHOA Coasterthon to raise money for The Children's Hospital Of Atlanta. He is also running a GoFundMe for a little girl named Jaime that could really use your help. Don't be such a scrooge! Support the cause today! Besides getting all sappy about Dwayne's giant....heart, we also talked about all sorts of really cool theme park stuff.

Hurler gets higher than Garbear

RMC Raptor test run gets the boys rock hard

RMC knocking it out of the park with 7 new projects

Knott's dirt patch

540ft Miami drop tower pipe dream

When people ask us if we went to D23

Busch Gardens got a permit for Busch Gardens Barcelona or whatever

Goliath also told me to include links for 2 Girls One Cup, One Guy One Jar, and The Cheese grater Raccoon.

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Mike's Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow - 015
02:59:22
2017-09-23 00:43:55 UTC 02:59:22
Mike's Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow - 015

Mike Collins from Coaster Radio finally joins the boys on the show! After months of infiltrating Coaster Radio's layer, Slater was able to chloroform the theme park podcast host and drag him down to his basement. Mike was a great sport. He gave us a behind the scenes look at Coaster Radio, discussed some great theme parks stories, and even showed us of all of the kinky shit that E.B. is into. Goliath accidentally insulted Mike's mother, so C Pain came and taught the boys a lesson. Good thing hip-hop legend Loop Dog was there to save the day. We visit to the executives over at Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. We also got some voicemails from you fuckers trying to get at Mike's dick, so we had to play those too. 

IN THIS EPISODE: 

Owa sets an opening date

Fun Spot is buying up shit all over the place

Stratosphere in Vegas is FINALLY installing that fish hook coaster. Oh wait, they just sold it?

Pirates Of The Caribbean gets even more PC 

Neil Patrick Harris responds to our request about being RTO's announcer.

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In The Loop Kenny Tries Butt Stuff - 014
01:56:26
2017-09-23 00:43:55 UTC 01:56:26
In The Loop Kenny Tries Butt Stuff - 014

Little Spoon Kenny from Grim Grinning Hosts and In The Loop joins us this week on Ride This One! The theme park garbage man broke out from the sweat shop that makes all of Clint Novak's beanies just to join us for a bit of debauchery. The boys couldn't wait to get their hooks into the unsuspecting bear. After several hours of hot passionate love making and animal noises, the boys were able to record a wonderful podcast that covers all topics under the sun including:     Six Flags Over Georgia could possibly RMC Georgia Cyclone due to some random nerd seeing some spray paint   Busch Gardens Tampa's plans to turn Sand Serpent into an indoor coaster   Slater and Kenny's sex tape goes viral after ITL leaks it on Youtube   Six Flags plans to create giant cock rings and 5 other record breaking rides   Paramount Park in London drops the Paramount name   Dollywood's Lightning Rod is back open but this time it's running as designed which is up to 10mph slower than it was when it opened.   Phantasialand announces the first launched flying coaster ever designed by Vekoma  

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Valentine's Orlando Rumbler - 013
02:29:34
2017-09-23 00:43:55 UTC 02:29:34
Valentine's Orlando Rumbler - 013

Jared Sizequeen... I mean Jared Sizemore, aka Valentine, joins the boys for an interesting look into the Orlando theme parks. Oh who are we kidding, Slater and Goliath just blabbed about their trip to Florida they took to ride Dragon Challenge before it closes. At least Valentine was able to throw in his two cents in since he lives underneath Mineblower at FunSpot giving $5 blowies to the construction workers. If you need one, you know where to find him. Randy Ray Redford, Teresa May, and the infamous Mamma Paula also take care of some business on this episode. We also listen to some voice mails that Slater got for bitching out on the Coaster Radio meetup. 

IN THIS EPISODE!

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Adam's Big Gay Adventure - 012
01:45:05
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:45:05
Adam's Big Gay Adventure - 012

Adam Brechner joins the boys for some theme park depravity, and thank god he did. After Slater canceled on him for the 11th time, we didn't think that he would ever come back. I know you wont believe me after listening to this episode, but Adam is actually straight and married. Trust me, we don't believe it either. Anyways he set all that family crap aside for a night to talk about some theme park news with Slater, Goliath, and Garett. Dont forget to check out his up and coming podcast, Theme Park Families, coming soon to a podcast platform near you. 

In this episode: 

Slater dodges a Boardwalk Bullet

This sexy Raptor

There are some kick ass trains going onto an old sad coaster

Volcano Vajajay

The nitty gritty on the spinny spinny at Siver Dollar City

WTF is with the Mardi Gras Six Flags St. Louis??

And so much more!

 

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Chasing the RTC Dragon - 011
01:14:04
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:14:04
Chasing the RTC Dragon - 011

On this week's episode Slater's Gay Agenda has been put on hold while he leaves Uncle Kevin, Garbear and Goliath to discuss theme park topics which include

Goliath gets his drop line on at Dollywood

Rocky Mountain Coaster shows off their RMC Raptor track at their plant in Idaho

The guy who gave into his Roller Coaster Tycoon addiction, and chased that dragon for 10 years

Warner Brother Movie World in Australia showing off Mack Hypercoaster

Dwayne the Rock Johnson takes his dick out for Harambe in the new Disney Jungle Cruise concept

RTO Disaster had an idea for a new ride re-theming at Disney World and Disneyland Somalia Pirates of the Caribbean

Erotica World Brazil might need some Viagra to get it to open

We're really excited about their dark ride, It's a small dick after All

Garbear talks about his puffy nipples and that's the reason he doesn't go to water parks

The guys talk about the 4 potential new coasters at Cedar Fair and how Arrow Dynamics will be back with a Giga coaster.

Six Flags on the other hand is buying small parks, unfortunately even they can't make Worlds of Fun profitable.

Six Flags Magic Mountain unveils their new money making scheme, the unicorn funnel cake followed by the Unicorn Festival sponsored by Starbucks.

 

 

Mr Sunshine and the Bloody Surprise - 010
02:17:01
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 02:17:01
Mr Sunshine and the Bloody Surprise - 010

Drew the Fucking Intern from the In the Loop podcasts exposes himself to the Ride This One Theme Park Community

Among other things we discuss Sea World Orland's Desecration of the Kracken Statue and why Infinity Falls isn't gonna kill someone

Slater and GarBear get all moist about the new Rowdy Bear Mountain Resort and Mountain Coaster cumming to Gatlinburg

McDonalds accidently unvails the name Lake Winnepesauka 500

Drew tells us a story about how Tony Clark got to play a ride attendant at King Island's Mystic Timbers Media Day

The RTO crew continues to bitch about adding VR to Zomonboro Drop Of Doom

Finally in this week's episode we discuss the ineptitude of Worlds Of Fun's Marketing Department with #SlaterSLAYED #NoFBombs

Fabio Wore It Better - 009
01:42:05
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:42:05
Fabio Wore It Better - 009

In this week's episode of Theme Park News Slater, Garbear, Golaith and special guest Mark discuss the following theme park news topics:

New Ferrari Land Coaster opens with a bang

Lego's newest Beach Resort

Tokoyo Disneyland's new investment of $638 Million for a new land

Knotts Berry Farm adds shin restraints to Coastrider

Invadr's opening weekend at Busch Gardens Williamsburg

Vekoma's changing image with the new coaster at Lech in Poland

Six Flags Great Adventure adds new stop and frisk for loose objects policy for El Toro and Kingda Ka

La Casa Bonita 1 out of 4 aint bad - 008
01:24:57
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:24:57
La Casa Bonita 1 out of 4 aint bad - 008

Garbear is camping so it's only Goliath and Slater on this week's Ride This One podcast

Tony Clark introduces us to the new Digital Diners VR restaraunt at Cedar Point

Goliath's experience on Acriphobia Drop of Doom VR at Six Flags Over Georgia

El Boro at Six Flags Great Adventure, T-Express at Everland and Colossos at Heide Park which are all Intamin pre-fab are having technichal issues requireing a special type of maintenance, Colosus at Heide Park is closed all season.

Everland the home of the first ever VR ferris wheel has announced their latest technichal breakthrough, VR T-Express. Since Intamin's are experiencing this recall maybe Everland isn't going to be re-opening T-Express, but make you able to ride it in VR at the world's first first fully VR only Theme Park

Nothing says Merry Christmas like freezing your balls off on Mind Eraser at Six Flags New England as they announce Holiday In the Park.

Disney is returning to their sponsorship roots selling adds to Honda for Disneyland's Autotopia, while slater bitches about Ripping it out.

Slater shares a personal epxerience with the new huuuge station at Silver Dollar City, his theory is that the ride will not have a normal lift hill but will drop directly out of the station 150 feet down into the ravine. Cedar Fair's Worlds of Fun announces something new...a brand new sign!

Slater's friend from Knoebels crashed into the gate at Lakeside in Colorado causing Slater to talk about La Casa Bonita

Atlantis resorts has announces a new $1.5 billion resort for Hawaii right next to Disney's Aulani Resort on Oahu

Cedar Point, America's Rocking Butter Toast finally teases the new mean streak with a video saying They're Coming

 

A Coaster Nerd's Voyage in Self Discovery - 007
01:21:20
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:21:20
A Coaster Nerd's Voyage in Self Discovery - 007

Garbear's back in the Ride This One studio and on this episode we discuss the following theme park news items

We hear about how Luna Park's $20 Million Dollar plans.

Find out that Slater has actually watched the show Big 10 and he doesn't care they're re-naming it Accelerator.

Slater talks about a park in Goliath's home park Lake Winnie and we discuss their new ride.

Chicago's got a new themed restaraunt, and it's not gang crime, it's a very well themed spy restaraunt. http://www.safehousechicago.com/

Garebear's Fabulous Magical Banshee Ride - 006
01:18:57
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:18:57
Garebear's Fabulous Magical Banshee Ride - 006

Join us as we discuss the following theme park news items

We hear about the newest way parks are trying to take our money with Fast Lane Diamond Plus

Kalahari Poconos, or what Pro-Slide is really doing

Attempt to talk about Kennywood's 4D theater whatever that is but fail miserably

We find out that Disney think's we are wheelchair bound paraplegicss in preperation for Avatar Land

What should really go into the Geauga Lake location that will open before Skyplex

Slater wraps the show up all by himself.

Crazy Aunt Sue Destroyer of Phones - 005
01:13:55
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:13:55
Crazy Aunt Sue Destroyer of Phones - 005

In this weeks theme park news segments we talk about:

Elon Musk's plan for Tesla's new powered coaster

Discuss an ex-Disney employee's plan to build a theme park named Whirleygig Woods

What was Six Flags Over Georgia thinking when they added VR to their Drop Tower?!?!

Who's actually buying the All Season Flash Passes at Cedar Fair Parks?

Slater bores us with more talk about Silver Dollar City's roller coaster construction

Have a seat in Slater's new desk chair, a B&M test seat that he thinks is from from Busch Gardens Williamsburg's Gryphon that would make Mike and EB from Coaster Radio Jealous

Listen as Crazy Aunt Sue and Goliath share a story about how you should always trust the locker and never trust someone to hold it.

Blue Ball Conspiracies - 004
01:17:11
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:17:11
Blue Ball Conspiracies - 004

On this weeks episode we look at theme park news topics which include Sea world cuts one of Goliath's favorite things We discuss Glenwood Caverns's plan to train the next generation of pyros Pro-Slides something huge coming. Skyplex, will it ever open? Meanstreak Refurb with new open trains an RTO Exclusive We get a visit from a tipster about Disney's new Gondolas Six Flag China's new MA370 roller coaster with a Jonbenet Ramsey kiddie land, what's your #RTODisaster ride idea?

The Jailbate Express - 003
01:19:25
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:19:25
The Jailbate Express - 003

Join us on this week's episode

This week we get ours blown at Funspot

See some exciting funspot's version of Gangdam Style

Kings Dominion cheaps out on wifi with the addition of Battle For Kings Dominion

Give us your worst Roller Coaster Super Hero names on twitter using #RTOSuperHeros

Slater finds out that a kiddy coaster has a cock on it's logo.

Anakista, and yes it's another fucking mountain coaster coming to Gatlinbug.

Slater admits to padding his stats and tells us about his Mom's Smiler experience at Goats on the Roof

Experience sexy times with Rosie palms and her 5 sisters at the new microhotel under Mystic Timbers #WhatsInTheShed a fucking microhotel!

Star Trek: Operation Enterprise's new Ferengi ran bar Star Trek POV

Dawnson's Creek Dueling Alpine coaster at Bellewarde. I hope we can see Pacy and Jen themeing.

Uncle Kevin's Kiddy rental tells us about their new venture

Disney gives us some opening dates for Star Wars Land and Avatarland

Conneaut Lake Park comes back from the dead due to Slater's gum and credit whoring petition to add Devil's Den RCDB

a Vegan gets his Red Wings - 002
01:22:09
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 01:22:09
a Vegan gets his Red Wings - 002

In this week’s Episode:

See how deep our Blow Holes go

We welcome Kevin and visit his freak show

We learn how Vegans earn their Red Wings and if Vegan gay dudes are allowed to swallow

Slater throws a big gay fit about stolen rainbows and we learn what Fun Spot was originally gonna call their new Roller Coaster

We dive into what really happened at Knoebels but not before a British Invasion

We take just the Tip of Dorney and find out why this Podcast even exists We close this week remembering our dear friend Elaine Jackson who left us too soon.

Ozzy Ozzbourne's Christmas Light Spectacular - 001
02:04:17
2017-09-23 00:43:56 UTC 02:04:17
Ozzy Ozzbourne's Christmas Light Spectacular - 001

Join us on this week's episode of Ride This One Podcast.

  • Silver Dollar City new light spectacular and puke inducing time machine.
  • Sea World's future, Busch Gardens Orlando Sea or Fun Spot Sea Orlando?
  • Will Slater buy a new shit stained seat from Knotts?
  • #DicksOutForTilkum
  • Visits from controversial guests.
  • Disney's new Astronaut Training simulator diaper's are a $12.99 upcharge.

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M Squared's Special Sauce - 019
02:20:03
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 02:20:03
M Squared's Special Sauce - 019

Michael Muldoon from Wild Gravity Travels joins the boys on this episode just to be ravaged by Garett and Slater as soon as he stepped foot in the basement. It's ok, after what Big Boy did to us in this episode, you'll see that Michael got off easy. Michael, or M2 as he is known on the black market, has brought us some juicy details of his coaster past. He also divulges his deepest darkest coaster fueled desires on this weeks addition to the Coaster Sutra. Don't forget to take a spin on the Corkscrew Of Love before you leave. 

IN THIS EPISODE:

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Kim Jong Mickey - 018
01:58:16
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:58:16
Kim Jong Mickey - 018

Kevin Wilson bailed on us for his so called "job," so we had no guest this week. Goliath, Slater, and Garbear took advantage of this by getting drunk and talking about SO MUCH FUCKING NEWS. Seriously, we've never covered this many topics in one episode. We were also visited by Kim Jong Mickey, and that little bully Andrew Brechner since we were behind on our payments. Strap in tight boys and girls because this link list is longer than Slater's dick. 

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Tim's Dulcet Toned Crab Fry Riot - 017
02:02:04
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 02:02:04
Tim's Dulcet Toned Crab Fry Riot - 017

Tim Wilson FINALLY gets his ride on Ride This One. As the Co-Host of The Civil Gore Podcast, Tim is usually drooling over horror films and bad movie franchises rather than roller coasters. We just had to bring him on the show to emasculate him about his tiny coaster count. We also felt pretty guilty, since The Wilson Brothers have been producing sketches for us ever since we locked them down in the basement. Its only fair that Tim get his turn since Kevin has been on the show like a million times. Come get your Crab Fries ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be one crazy dulcet toned filled adventure. IN THIS EPISODE:

 

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Dwayne Rocks My Johnson - 016
01:53:20
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:53:20
Dwayne Rocks My Johnson - 016

Dwayne Kilbourne from Coaster Addict stops by the basement since Slater has a stock of chloroform and a thing for muscle daddies. Sure, he runs one of the best theme park blogs on the internet, but really we just needed someone to pose for April in our Coaster Boy Monthly Calendar™. Dwayne really is a sweetheart under that beefy exterior. He does charity events on the regular, and is currently promoting his CHOA Coasterthon to raise money for The Children's Hospital Of Atlanta. He is also running a GoFundMe for a little girl named Jaime that could really use your help. Don't be such a scrooge! Support the cause today! Besides getting all sappy about Dwayne's giant....heart, we also talked about all sorts of really cool theme park stuff.

Hurler gets higher than Garbear

RMC Raptor test run gets the boys rock hard

RMC knocking it out of the park with 7 new projects

Knott's dirt patch

540ft Miami drop tower pipe dream

When people ask us if we went to D23

Busch Gardens got a permit for Busch Gardens Barcelona or whatever

Goliath also told me to include links for 2 Girls One Cup, One Guy One Jar, and The Cheese grater Raccoon.

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Mike's Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow - 015
02:59:22
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 02:59:22
Mike's Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow - 015

Mike Collins from Coaster Radio finally joins the boys on the show! After months of infiltrating Coaster Radio's layer, Slater was able to chloroform the theme park podcast host and drag him down to his basement. Mike was a great sport. He gave us a behind the scenes look at Coaster Radio, discussed some great theme parks stories, and even showed us of all of the kinky shit that E.B. is into. Goliath accidentally insulted Mike's mother, so C Pain came and taught the boys a lesson. Good thing hip-hop legend Loop Dog was there to save the day. We visit to the executives over at Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. We also got some voicemails from you fuckers trying to get at Mike's dick, so we had to play those too. 

IN THIS EPISODE: 

Owa sets an opening date

Fun Spot is buying up shit all over the place

Stratosphere in Vegas is FINALLY installing that fish hook coaster. Oh wait, they just sold it?

Pirates Of The Caribbean gets even more PC 

Neil Patrick Harris responds to our request about being RTO's announcer.

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In The Loop Kenny Tries Butt Stuff - 014
01:56:26
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:56:26
In The Loop Kenny Tries Butt Stuff - 014

Little Spoon Kenny from Grim Grinning Hosts and In The Loop joins us this week on Ride This One! The theme park garbage man broke out from the sweat shop that makes all of Clint Novak's beanies just to join us for a bit of debauchery. The boys couldn't wait to get their hooks into the unsuspecting bear. After several hours of hot passionate love making and animal noises, the boys were able to record a wonderful podcast that covers all topics under the sun including:     Six Flags Over Georgia could possibly RMC Georgia Cyclone due to some random nerd seeing some spray paint   Busch Gardens Tampa's plans to turn Sand Serpent into an indoor coaster   Slater and Kenny's sex tape goes viral after ITL leaks it on Youtube   Six Flags plans to create giant cock rings and 5 other record breaking rides   Paramount Park in London drops the Paramount name   Dollywood's Lightning Rod is back open but this time it's running as designed which is up to 10mph slower than it was when it opened.   Phantasialand announces the first launched flying coaster ever designed by Vekoma  

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Valentine's Orlando Rumbler - 013
02:29:34
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 02:29:34
Valentine's Orlando Rumbler - 013

Jared Sizequeen... I mean Jared Sizemore, aka Valentine, joins the boys for an interesting look into the Orlando theme parks. Oh who are we kidding, Slater and Goliath just blabbed about their trip to Florida they took to ride Dragon Challenge before it closes. At least Valentine was able to throw in his two cents in since he lives underneath Mineblower at FunSpot giving $5 blowies to the construction workers. If you need one, you know where to find him. Randy Ray Redford, Teresa May, and the infamous Mamma Paula also take care of some business on this episode. We also listen to some voice mails that Slater got for bitching out on the Coaster Radio meetup. 

IN THIS EPISODE!

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Adam's Big Gay Adventure - 012
01:45:05
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:45:05
Adam's Big Gay Adventure - 012

Adam Brechner joins the boys for some theme park depravity, and thank god he did. After Slater canceled on him for the 11th time, we didn't think that he would ever come back. I know you wont believe me after listening to this episode, but Adam is actually straight and married. Trust me, we don't believe it either. Anyways he set all that family crap aside for a night to talk about some theme park news with Slater, Goliath, and Garett. Dont forget to check out his up and coming podcast, Theme Park Families, coming soon to a podcast platform near you. 

In this episode: 

Slater dodges a Boardwalk Bullet

This sexy Raptor

There are some kick ass trains going onto an old sad coaster

Volcano Vajajay

The nitty gritty on the spinny spinny at Siver Dollar City

WTF is with the Mardi Gras Six Flags St. Louis??

And so much more!

 

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Chasing the RTC Dragon - 011
01:14:04
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:14:04
Chasing the RTC Dragon - 011

On this week's episode Slater's Gay Agenda has been put on hold while he leaves Uncle Kevin, Garbear and Goliath to discuss theme park topics which include

Goliath gets his drop line on at Dollywood

Rocky Mountain Coaster shows off their RMC Raptor track at their plant in Idaho

The guy who gave into his Roller Coaster Tycoon addiction, and chased that dragon for 10 years

Warner Brother Movie World in Australia showing off Mack Hypercoaster

Dwayne the Rock Johnson takes his dick out for Harambe in the new Disney Jungle Cruise concept

RTO Disaster had an idea for a new ride re-theming at Disney World and Disneyland Somalia Pirates of the Caribbean

Erotica World Brazil might need some Viagra to get it to open

We're really excited about their dark ride, It's a small dick after All

Garbear talks about his puffy nipples and that's the reason he doesn't go to water parks

The guys talk about the 4 potential new coasters at Cedar Fair and how Arrow Dynamics will be back with a Giga coaster.

Six Flags on the other hand is buying small parks, unfortunately even they can't make Worlds of Fun profitable.

Six Flags Magic Mountain unveils their new money making scheme, the unicorn funnel cake followed by the Unicorn Festival sponsored by Starbucks.

 

 

Mr Sunshine and the Bloody Surprise - 010
02:17:01
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 02:17:01
Mr Sunshine and the Bloody Surprise - 010

Drew the Fucking Intern from the In the Loop podcasts exposes himself to the Ride This One Theme Park Community

Among other things we discuss Sea World Orland's Desecration of the Kracken Statue and why Infinity Falls isn't gonna kill someone

Slater and GarBear get all moist about the new Rowdy Bear Mountain Resort and Mountain Coaster cumming to Gatlinburg

McDonalds accidently unvails the name Lake Winnepesauka 500

Drew tells us a story about how Tony Clark got to play a ride attendant at King Island's Mystic Timbers Media Day

The RTO crew continues to bitch about adding VR to Zomonboro Drop Of Doom

Finally in this week's episode we discuss the ineptitude of Worlds Of Fun's Marketing Department with #SlaterSLAYED #NoFBombs

Fabio Wore It Better - 009
01:42:05
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:42:05
Fabio Wore It Better - 009

In this week's episode of Theme Park News Slater, Garbear, Golaith and special guest Mark discuss the following theme park news topics:

New Ferrari Land Coaster opens with a bang

Lego's newest Beach Resort

Tokoyo Disneyland's new investment of $638 Million for a new land

Knotts Berry Farm adds shin restraints to Coastrider

Invadr's opening weekend at Busch Gardens Williamsburg

Vekoma's changing image with the new coaster at Lech in Poland

Six Flags Great Adventure adds new stop and frisk for loose objects policy for El Toro and Kingda Ka

La Casa Bonita 1 out of 4 aint bad - 008
01:24:57
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:24:57
La Casa Bonita 1 out of 4 aint bad - 008

Garbear is camping so it's only Goliath and Slater on this week's Ride This One podcast

Tony Clark introduces us to the new Digital Diners VR restaraunt at Cedar Point

Goliath's experience on Acriphobia Drop of Doom VR at Six Flags Over Georgia

El Boro at Six Flags Great Adventure, T-Express at Everland and Colossos at Heide Park which are all Intamin pre-fab are having technichal issues requireing a special type of maintenance, Colosus at Heide Park is closed all season.

Everland the home of the first ever VR ferris wheel has announced their latest technichal breakthrough, VR T-Express. Since Intamin's are experiencing this recall maybe Everland isn't going to be re-opening T-Express, but make you able to ride it in VR at the world's first first fully VR only Theme Park

Nothing says Merry Christmas like freezing your balls off on Mind Eraser at Six Flags New England as they announce Holiday In the Park.

Disney is returning to their sponsorship roots selling adds to Honda for Disneyland's Autotopia, while slater bitches about Ripping it out.

Slater shares a personal epxerience with the new huuuge station at Silver Dollar City, his theory is that the ride will not have a normal lift hill but will drop directly out of the station 150 feet down into the ravine. Cedar Fair's Worlds of Fun announces something new...a brand new sign!

Slater's friend from Knoebels crashed into the gate at Lakeside in Colorado causing Slater to talk about La Casa Bonita

Atlantis resorts has announces a new $1.5 billion resort for Hawaii right next to Disney's Aulani Resort on Oahu

Cedar Point, America's Rocking Butter Toast finally teases the new mean streak with a video saying They're Coming

 

A Coaster Nerd's Voyage in Self Discovery - 007
01:21:20
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:21:20
A Coaster Nerd's Voyage in Self Discovery - 007

Garbear's back in the Ride This One studio and on this episode we discuss the following theme park news items

We hear about how Luna Park's $20 Million Dollar plans.

Find out that Slater has actually watched the show Big 10 and he doesn't care they're re-naming it Accelerator.

Slater talks about a park in Goliath's home park Lake Winnie and we discuss their new ride.

Chicago's got a new themed restaraunt, and it's not gang crime, it's a very well themed spy restaraunt. http://www.safehousechicago.com/

Garebear's Fabulous Magical Banshee Ride - 006
01:18:57
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:18:57
Garebear's Fabulous Magical Banshee Ride - 006

Join us as we discuss the following theme park news items

We hear about the newest way parks are trying to take our money with Fast Lane Diamond Plus

Kalahari Poconos, or what Pro-Slide is really doing

Attempt to talk about Kennywood's 4D theater whatever that is but fail miserably

We find out that Disney think's we are wheelchair bound paraplegicss in preperation for Avatar Land

What should really go into the Geauga Lake location that will open before Skyplex

Slater wraps the show up all by himself.

Crazy Aunt Sue Destroyer of Phones - 005
01:13:55
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:13:55
Crazy Aunt Sue Destroyer of Phones - 005

In this weeks theme park news segments we talk about:

Elon Musk's plan for Tesla's new powered coaster

Discuss an ex-Disney employee's plan to build a theme park named Whirleygig Woods

What was Six Flags Over Georgia thinking when they added VR to their Drop Tower?!?!

Who's actually buying the All Season Flash Passes at Cedar Fair Parks?

Slater bores us with more talk about Silver Dollar City's roller coaster construction

Have a seat in Slater's new desk chair, a B&M test seat that he thinks is from from Busch Gardens Williamsburg's Gryphon that would make Mike and EB from Coaster Radio Jealous

Listen as Crazy Aunt Sue and Goliath share a story about how you should always trust the locker and never trust someone to hold it.

Blue Ball Conspiracies - 004
01:17:11
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:17:11
Blue Ball Conspiracies - 004

On this weeks episode we look at theme park news topics which include Sea world cuts one of Goliath's favorite things We discuss Glenwood Caverns's plan to train the next generation of pyros Pro-Slides something huge coming. Skyplex, will it ever open? Meanstreak Refurb with new open trains an RTO Exclusive We get a visit from a tipster about Disney's new Gondolas Six Flag China's new MA370 roller coaster with a Jonbenet Ramsey kiddie land, what's your #RTODisaster ride idea?

The Jailbate Express - 003
01:19:25
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:19:25
The Jailbate Express - 003

Join us on this week's episode

This week we get ours blown at Funspot

See some exciting funspot's version of Gangdam Style

Kings Dominion cheaps out on wifi with the addition of Battle For Kings Dominion

Give us your worst Roller Coaster Super Hero names on twitter using #RTOSuperHeros

Slater finds out that a kiddy coaster has a cock on it's logo.

Anakista, and yes it's another fucking mountain coaster coming to Gatlinbug.

Slater admits to padding his stats and tells us about his Mom's Smiler experience at Goats on the Roof

Experience sexy times with Rosie palms and her 5 sisters at the new microhotel under Mystic Timbers #WhatsInTheShed a fucking microhotel!

Star Trek: Operation Enterprise's new Ferengi ran bar Star Trek POV

Dawnson's Creek Dueling Alpine coaster at Bellewarde. I hope we can see Pacy and Jen themeing.

Uncle Kevin's Kiddy rental tells us about their new venture

Disney gives us some opening dates for Star Wars Land and Avatarland

Conneaut Lake Park comes back from the dead due to Slater's gum and credit whoring petition to add Devil's Den RCDB

a Vegan gets his Red Wings - 002
01:22:09
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 01:22:09
a Vegan gets his Red Wings - 002

In this week’s Episode:

See how deep our Blow Holes go

We welcome Kevin and visit his freak show

We learn how Vegans earn their Red Wings and if Vegan gay dudes are allowed to swallow

Slater throws a big gay fit about stolen rainbows and we learn what Fun Spot was originally gonna call their new Roller Coaster

We dive into what really happened at Knoebels but not before a British Invasion

We take just the Tip of Dorney and find out why this Podcast even exists We close this week remembering our dear friend Elaine Jackson who left us too soon.

Ozzy Ozzbourne's Christmas Light Spectacular - 001
02:04:17
2017-10-07 11:38:06 UTC 02:04:17
Ozzy Ozzbourne's Christmas Light Spectacular - 001

Join us on this week's episode of Ride This One Podcast.

  • Silver Dollar City new light spectacular and puke inducing time machine.
  • Sea World's future, Busch Gardens Orlando Sea or Fun Spot Sea Orlando?
  • Will Slater buy a new shit stained seat from Knotts?
  • #DicksOutForTilkum
  • Visits from controversial guests.
  • Disney's new Astronaut Training simulator diaper's are a $12.99 upcharge.

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